Fancy meeting you here – what a Small World!

News reaches us of a grotesque upscale celebutard gathering in St Tropez. Shamed Clinton pal Denise Rich has dropped anchor in St. Trop and invited a filthy rich crew to an expensive bash onboard her yacht, Lady Joy. Inevitably, it’s co-hosted by Erik Wachtmeister, who runs the irksome A Small World website, the much-hyped “Myspace for Millionaires” social networking site.

Guests at Thursday’s party will include Joan Collins, Buzz Aldrin, Wilbur Ross, Natalie Cole, Paris Hilton and Ivana Trump. But let’s face it, Paris and Ivana would go to the opening of an envelope.