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MONSTER? NO JUST A MONSTOUSLY AMUSING MOVIE HOAX!

Posted in Celebutards, How much???, movies, Top Dollar News, Twits by Jim McMillan on August 7, 2008

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The so-called Monster of Montauk may have just been a publicity stunt dreamed up by the makers of a low budget horror movie. New claims have come to light that Rachel Goldberg, the woman who discovered the famed beastie, is actually the sister of none other than movie producer Darren Goldberg (pictured above), who is making a movie about, you guessed it, …monsters.

Internet curio-blog Gotham News has just revealed the creature was most likely a prop used in Goldberg’s film Splinterheads. One insider, calling herself “Tonya,” explained the stunt will be revealed when the flick comes out next year. “Tonya” says the original pictures of the Montauk Monster were a stage prop from the Splinterheads movie set.

Says the intrepid Gotham News team: “We guess it will probably all make a little more sense when you see the film. Maybe we should just be relieved that horrible thing wasn’t actually real!”

Meanwhile, what of Mr Goldberg, who has surprisingly been unavailable for comment? In an interview he gave to Newsday recently, Goldberg is quoted saying how he “grew up in Manhattan and spent summers in Amagansett.” (Amagansett is the next town over from Montauk.) But you can read all about his movie here.

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  1. Ned said, on August 12, 2008 at 4:26 am

    … And they’ve taken the Montauk Monster photo down from their site, now, so I guess it was all a big lie that they can’t be bothered to perpetuate any more.

    The movie was about “carnies”, not monsters, and they’ve now burnt all possible goodwill and interest I might have had in their movie.

  2. Tim said, on August 17, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    Statement from splinterheads director.
    http://www.sersenpark.com


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