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Top Dollar Hero #1: Rich get richer; rednecks get poorer

Posted in Top Dollar Heroes by Jim McMillan on July 18, 2008

What happens when two hillbillies who look like they should be extras in the sequel to Deliverance stalk a BMW-driving yuppie and his girlfriend and follow them into a dark side road? Well, the yuppie didn’t end up like Ned Beatty, that’s for sure. And his roadkill-eating foes probably won’t try this again in a hurry.

As our first Top Dollar hero says, “Thanks for the camera, assholes! And I hope you found your car keys – in the sewer!”


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